Words of wisdom

My mum just told me that i shouldn't be eating rice during dinner since i am so fat already.

The other day while i was ordering my yong tau hoo with beehoon soup and with her on the phone, she asked me in a tone so incredulous and in much disbelief, why i am eating lunch when i am so fat already.

While typing this, she just annonuced that i am so fat that i look bigger than her.

First sign of menopause - delusional.

Or maybe she is talking to her imaginary camel friend.

It might be haha if i am a bystander ...but i am not... and she is pissing me off.. probably should hang her underwear on the window like a flag and see who is laughing.