Some days you just want a little randomness.

Random thing 1

"cher.. your rocket is launching ... they are leaving without you liao"
"....so then you must read up your adaptations ok? i am sure everything will be fine.. relax ok? if you have any more questions you can call me "
"launching .. take off ..starting in 3 2 1..."
"sleep early k. don't burn midnight oil"
"will the passenger julia please proceed to terminal one .. your plane is going to leave without you..dong dong dong dong.. will julia please proceed to terminal one"
"oi. you listening to me or not"
"i know. your dad waiting for you leh"
"i know but you are not paying attention to me and i have not finished"
"ok. byebye"
"... really no more question?"
"yah. anything can call you right? ok byebye"

and he proceeded to call me six times in one hour with the last call ending with this...

"hi.. this is just a prank call. i am doomed tomorrow and i am going to sleep now. good night"

and then he proceeded to hang up on me without hearing any comments from me.

hmmm.. i thought it was all so adorable... hahahaha.. a primary 6 student. but this morning he called again sounding rather sad? it seems like the science was not as easy as he has expected.. sigh. i am also worried.

but its all over now. PSLE students everywhere must be staying up real late tonight playing playstations and basically behaving like wild monkeys out from the zoo.

yup. i don't really like kids from ages 6 up and i am a tuition teacher. i love irony this way.

Random thing 2

on saturday morning, i was on my way to my PCGM meeting near my house. being the kaypoh sort, i like to look into people's house and bascially see what they do with their little porch in front of the house. some people grow boring flowers in boring rows of pots. some think they live in rubbish dumps. some think green carpet grass and a few pebbles count as a garden. some have dried up pond like structures. some have weird garden ornaments like FAKE dogs, this really is puzzling. fake pets? and others have so much shoes all over the porch. seriously . don't watch tv. take a walk around your neighbourhood.

but two days ago, as i was on my way, minding other people's business, i walked past this house with a weird front porch. first glance was ok until i notice that there seemed to be a red shelter like roof (rather small) sprouting from the side of the wall of the house. "how come the owners built such a thing? so ugly?!" was what i thought. until suddenly the rock underneath it sprouted four legs and crawled.

it was only ten in the morning so thankfully no one saw how i was standing there staring like an idiot.




the house reared 2 turtles. or wait tortoises? turtles live in sea right?
VERY BIG!!

these two turtles have good life. the owners cordorned most of the front garden and set such settings whoh. with the lamps, i bet they think they are in japan.
pardon the picture. i don't want to get scolded. so i took a quick one. the two striped like things under the red shelter are them. looks scary hoh. like some giant maggots on the ground hoh... what an analogy?!

Random thing 3

remember i was talking about my old playground?

now its back.. (yeah! with swings!) but better and upgraded editions.. it is now bigger, better and lots more to see.. hey i sound like a movie review. haha!

but not sure why, the first word to pop into my head was "monstrous" .. not that it was that huge though. hmmm..

Random thing 4

my mum made ONDE ONDE!! i rolled the ONDE ONDE!.. i shall write about it in my next post. i took many many pictures..MMMMMMmmmMMM! this deserves an entire post. hahaha!