Today in tuition

*after staring at a sum for 4 minutes which is longer than a normal human being should and as i believe i do not teach idiots, he is obviously dreaming in la-la land.

"hey, you know why maths books cry?"
*i thought its some wisecrack about how he is going to cry from the problem sums
"because you are the one doing them and looking at how you disfigure the books, which book of yours will not cry?"
"haha.. no"
"hmmm.. i don't know... why?"
"because they have a lot of problems"

not funny meh? you all have no sense of humour!

that was the funniest. he kept pretending going to the toilet (students always use this excuse to go do redundant things... like i used to tell my tuition teacher to let me go toilet and then used the time to lie on my bed cos i'm always really sleepy when i start to do work.. hahaha.. but before i go back i always flush the toilet or they might think i am darn dirty.. waste water .. yeah.. whatever) so that he can think of more jokes to tell me. by the way.. all the different conversations i blogged about so far are by different students.

"okay.. here's another one.. why can't two elephants swim together?"
"cos there is not enough space"
"no.. try again"
"cos there is not enough water for them both"
"NoooO"
"cos there is no swimming pool big enough"
"no no"
"ok... i give up .. why?"
"cos there is only one PAIR of trunks"
" -__-"
"get it?"
"haha.. yah"

*stares at me
"ok.. sorry no.. the maths question one is funnier"
"hmmm.. wait i still got some more"
"no.. you do your sums now.. or YOU will cry"
"awww..."

later that night... at a different house.

"i ask you a chinese question ok?"
"okay... just don't disturb your brother"
"糖果是公的还是母的?"
"公的"
"不是"
"母的loh。。可是why?"
"因为放在桌上会生蚂蚁"

not sure why.. but i am full of angst these few days... and since i think its a little late to be the start of puberty for me... i guess it might be the haze.. but then i am blaming everything else on the haze already.. might be that time of the month. no wonder i am feeling bloated.. but then i am always feeling bloated..

but definitely i am right and everything and everyone else is wrong.
WHAT? I AM UNREASONABLE YOU SAY?

no? ok..

even getting off the bus at my school bus stop makes me really pissed.. whats the deal man..i think i am going crazy..

YOU SAY I AM CRAZY?

no? ok...

ok... nothing more to blog.. i am pissing myself off with my grumbles... head over to here for an unflattering review about a "restaurant"...