You are so funny! Go you!
i still have pictures from two outings not posted.. one with sheryl (julia you piece of shit .. that was so LONG ago!) and one with xiao jun.. sorry to those who care. oops.
you know. some people do not.. i stress DO NOT... know when a joke has gone overboard. in the first place. it wasn't even mildly funny.
you know calling someone names and then making it sound like you are merely discussing the weather is not acceptable. people don't seem to get this.
"But then this is better than me scolding the person in the face right?"
well.. maybe i should give an analogy. fuck means .. fuck right? i cn sing it into a song ..put it in a jingle.. say it with a french accent but its still the same meaning isn't it?
sarcasm and name calling are so different. just like the intention to hurt and the intention to kill are so different. a life sentence kind of difference.
then when the person backlashs.. the "perpetrator" got hurt this time and says "wah~! so petty ah"
now thats hilarious. lets all laugh together.. YAHAHAHAHAH!
then guilt set in and then the guilty party start making amends.. TOO BLOODY LATE... its like slapping someone and then blame it on the hand being itchy. the act is commited. don't you know. psychological hurt last much longer than physical damage.
"but that is my way of encouraging people . i call "xxxx" fat then she will go and slim down right?"
basing on your kind of logic.. there is going to be a lot of people i have to call dumb and millions that i have to slap.. where.. oh no.. where to find the time??
this being a happy BLOG.. YAHAHAHAHA!
i would like to post my random pics of the day.
first up..
FAT-FREE WATER.. all natural mineral water.
Thats right!.. its fat FREE.. meaning NO FAT AT ALL.. some other brands might have fats .. erm from minerals or something. who cares? better to be same than otherwise right? NO FATS WATER MAN.. grab it at the nearest coffee bean near you.. oops did i repeat myself there? WHO CARES! its FAT-FREE! please drink without guilt.
next up..
after feeling all healthy drinking fat free water.. lets tuck into a treat.. just a small one.. i mean you got to reward yourself sometimes for stiking to a diet right? remember key to a diet.. don't binge ..
you only get to have such a thick slice at outram and bugis and in the heartlands .. yummy!.. can you see the bluberry oozing out.. whoah. mMMmm MMMmmmm...
but as usual i cannot finish it cos the blueberry jam gets very sweet after a while and i pass it to my next partner in crime aka my dad .. who also cannot finish .. actually he can but i started feeling guilty cos his belly has hit record breaking big and i forced him to throw it away. not an easy task as he grew up with this mentality of not wasting food.
thirdly.
when is the last time you look at what you have been stepping on not because you stepped onto something foul or because you feel shy. and since we are on this topic.. don't you think the resolution of my phone is pretty good?
A reminder
you cannot buy toto, 4-d, lottery, bets on football, baseball, whatever that involves 2 parties snatching a ball.. all these not because it is a very undesirable habit or a sin but because you are not 18 yet! thats right. not only you cannot watch porn or even smoke. you also cannot gamble. because.. must i repeat myself? you are NOT 18. but once the clock strike midnight and you have become 18. you will be bestowed this wisdom that sets you apart from your other friends and make you more sensible (legal) to watch porn/ gamble and smoke to your heart's content. actually you need to be at least 21 to watch legal porn.
if you look like the girl in school uniform in the middle, you are not allowed in too.. hooray to those who do not belong to schools that force them to wear pinafore. if you do. well tie your hair in a different way. or best.. say you just came back froma cosplay party.
no cameras.. i am risking my life here you know.. but then my camera don't have such big flash.. its a phone! so its ok..
happy week to all of you .
you know. some people do not.. i stress DO NOT... know when a joke has gone overboard. in the first place. it wasn't even mildly funny.
you know calling someone names and then making it sound like you are merely discussing the weather is not acceptable. people don't seem to get this.
"But then this is better than me scolding the person in the face right?"
well.. maybe i should give an analogy. fuck means .. fuck right? i cn sing it into a song ..put it in a jingle.. say it with a french accent but its still the same meaning isn't it?
sarcasm and name calling are so different. just like the intention to hurt and the intention to kill are so different. a life sentence kind of difference.
then when the person backlashs.. the "perpetrator" got hurt this time and says "wah~! so petty ah"
now thats hilarious. lets all laugh together.. YAHAHAHAHAH!
then guilt set in and then the guilty party start making amends.. TOO BLOODY LATE... its like slapping someone and then blame it on the hand being itchy. the act is commited. don't you know. psychological hurt last much longer than physical damage.
"but that is my way of encouraging people . i call "xxxx" fat then she will go and slim down right?"
basing on your kind of logic.. there is going to be a lot of people i have to call dumb and millions that i have to slap.. where.. oh no.. where to find the time??
this being a happy BLOG.. YAHAHAHAHA!
i would like to post my random pics of the day.
first up..
FAT-FREE WATER.. all natural mineral water.
Thats right!.. its fat FREE.. meaning NO FAT AT ALL.. some other brands might have fats .. erm from minerals or something. who cares? better to be same than otherwise right? NO FATS WATER MAN.. grab it at the nearest coffee bean near you.. oops did i repeat myself there? WHO CARES! its FAT-FREE! please drink without guilt.
next up..
after feeling all healthy drinking fat free water.. lets tuck into a treat.. just a small one.. i mean you got to reward yourself sometimes for stiking to a diet right? remember key to a diet.. don't binge ..
you only get to have such a thick slice at outram and bugis and in the heartlands .. yummy!.. can you see the bluberry oozing out.. whoah. mMMmm MMMmmmm...
but as usual i cannot finish it cos the blueberry jam gets very sweet after a while and i pass it to my next partner in crime aka my dad .. who also cannot finish .. actually he can but i started feeling guilty cos his belly has hit record breaking big and i forced him to throw it away. not an easy task as he grew up with this mentality of not wasting food.
thirdly.
when is the last time you look at what you have been stepping on not because you stepped onto something foul or because you feel shy. and since we are on this topic.. don't you think the resolution of my phone is pretty good?
A reminder
you cannot buy toto, 4-d, lottery, bets on football, baseball, whatever that involves 2 parties snatching a ball.. all these not because it is a very undesirable habit or a sin but because you are not 18 yet! thats right. not only you cannot watch porn or even smoke. you also cannot gamble. because.. must i repeat myself? you are NOT 18. but once the clock strike midnight and you have become 18. you will be bestowed this wisdom that sets you apart from your other friends and make you more sensible (legal) to watch porn/ gamble and smoke to your heart's content. actually you need to be at least 21 to watch legal porn.
if you look like the girl in school uniform in the middle, you are not allowed in too.. hooray to those who do not belong to schools that force them to wear pinafore. if you do. well tie your hair in a different way. or best.. say you just came back froma cosplay party.
no cameras.. i am risking my life here you know.. but then my camera don't have such big flash.. its a phone! so its ok..
happy week to all of you .
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